Quem tem seguido alguns episódios dos CSIs NCIS yankees notará logo a ideia sexup e hyper da mudança da sigla da PJ britânica, sob a tutela do Home Office da ministra Teresinha Maio.
Mudam-lhe o nome frequentemente, mas ainda nunca escolheram o termo Royal. Não podem. Já viram o que daria Royal Crime Agency? Pensam que eles não pensaram nisso? E viram logo a rizada planetária que isso iria desencadear. Então decidiram optar por National Crime Agency. Também não fica muito bem. Não especifica se é uma agência de crime ou contra o crime. Nós deduzimos que é contra, mas não temos a certeza absoluta. O termo Royal fica bem em Royal Air Force, Royal Navy, e por aí adiante. Cuidado com os descuidos semânticos!
Vejam agora as associações dos contestos, das ações e dos vocábulos. Anunciaram há dias que a Teresinha tem diabretes ou diabétos, sabemos lá como escrever isso. Aqui em Mozambique não temos. Exportamos os adoçantes todos para aí, para vocês andarem docinhas. A ortografia também anda sempre a mudar por causa dos espanhóis ou dos brasileiros.
Bem, voltando ao assunto, o desafio de health da Teresinha deve ser devido ao açucar em excesso que os cozinheiros do Escritório da Casa deitam em demasia nos cortes orçamentais, nos serviços públicos, para a populaça engulir com com gosto a saber a mel. Só que depois a mistura azeda no tummy.
Também mudam os nomes por razões várias. Desta vez, mudam-lhe o nome e também os cifrões, menos dígitos de financiamento. Porém, eles dizem que ainda serão mais zelosos no combate ao crime organizado e desorganizado. Obviamente que nós não vamos nessa.
Aconselhamos vocês a blindarem as portas ou a pintar a casa com tinta invisível, para os piratas saírem da sua casa com a cara pintada com tinta que só você poderá ver! E esta hem! Assim, já não faz falta polícia para descobrir os crimes. Lol!
Aconselhamos vocês a blindarem as portas ou a pintar a casa com tinta invisível, para os piratas saírem da sua casa com a cara pintada com tinta que só você poderá ver! E esta hem! Assim, já não faz falta polícia para descobrir os crimes. Lol!
A mudança de nome para um nome mais televisivo é apenas uma operação de cosmética a cargo dos esteticistas de estilo pomposo do Home Office, para camuflar os cortes no orçamento.
De qualquer dos modos, eles podem reduzir o orçamento, mas a NCA terá sempre o mesmo monim ou ainda mais. Há por aí muito dinheiro, muito dinheiro a mais. E eles sabem onde estão os cofres. Porque se não houvesse muito dinheiro, também não haveria tanta polícia pelo mundo fora a guardá-lo e não dão conta do recado. Lol !
De qualquer dos modos, eles podem reduzir o orçamento, mas a NCA terá sempre o mesmo monim ou ainda mais. Há por aí muito dinheiro, muito dinheiro a mais. E eles sabem onde estão os cofres. Porque se não houvesse muito dinheiro, também não haveria tanta polícia pelo mundo fora a guardá-lo e não dão conta do recado. Lol !
7 October 2013 Last updated at 07:14
The NCA replaces the Serious Organised Crime Agency, formed in 2006
National Crime Agency to 'relentlessly pursue' organised crime
The NCA replaces the Serious Organised Crime Agency, formed in 2006
A new body to tackle some of the UK's most serious crimes has been launched.
Labelled the "British FBI", the National Crime Agency (NCA) will "relentlessly pursue" organised criminals, the home secretary said.
Theresa May told the BBC it would focus on organised, economic and cyber crime, border policing and child protection.
It will replace a number of existing bodies but will have significantly less funding. Labour has called the move a "rebranding exercise".
It is the third time since 1998 that an organised crime body has been set up.
The National Crime Squad was set up 15 years ago, only to be replaced eight years later by the Serious Organised Crime Agency (Soca) - which is now being scrapped.
'Crime is falling'
The NCA will work with each of the regional police forces in the UK and similar organisations abroad.
The agency will have 4,500 officers and aims to adopt a more visible, joined-up approach than was previously the case.
Its head, Keith Bristow, warned criminals to expect "continuous disruption", including the confiscation of their assets.
"We are going to make a difference the public will see," he told the BBC, adding the "British FBI" label was "reasonable shorthand" for the new body.
However, unlike the FBI, the NCA does not have responsibility for combating terrorism. That remains the responsibility of Scotland Yard, where the Metropolitan Police oversees a number of regional teams comprising police and MI5 officers.
Mrs May told BBC One's Andrew Marr Show on Sunday that the new agency was "designed to be a relentless crime-fighting body which will relentlessly pursue organised criminals".
The home secretary said: "Crime is falling in this country, but we can't be complacent. And particularly on organised crime, I don't think the last government put enough emphasis on this."
'Not strong enough'
But shadow policing minister David Hanson said the NCA "doesn't match the government's hype".
"Most of the NCA is just the rebranding of existing organisations such as the Serious Organised Crime Agency, but with a substantial 20% cut imposed by the Home Office on their overall budget," he said.
"The new organisation is not strong enough to deal with the exponential growth of economic and online crime."
It would simply absorb the existing national cyber crime unit but with fewer resources, he said.
"It is right to have stronger national action on organised crime with the NCA, on child exploitation and on intelligence - but the government has to support this effort and not simply use this as a rebranding exercise to hide substantial policing cuts."
However, Mrs May told the BBC she was satisfied that the NCA was "going to be well resourced".
She said the government had already shown it was "possible to keep up that relentless fight against crime" with less money.
Keith Vaz, the chairman of the influential Home Affairs Select Committee said: "The organisations going into the NCA have a combined budget of £812m, yet the new agency will only have £473.9m next year.
"The Home Office needs to account for where this money has gone."
Each police force in the UK has territorial responsibility for its particular area. Crimes that are carried out across more than one county or area usually involve officers from both areas.
The new body will have a strategic role in which it will attempt to look at the bigger picture of organised crime in the UK, how it operates and how it can be disrupted.
The NCA will answer directly to the home secretary and will have significant powers to compel police forces in England, Scotland and Wales to provide assistance and carry out policing operations.
The situation will be different in Northern Ireland, where the agency will carry out border and customs functions, but not other crime-fighting roles.
Mr Hanson added that this would leave a "serious operational gap" compared with the Serious Organised Crime Agency that the NCA is replacing.
"It is extremely worrying that organised crime which crosses between Northern Ireland and the rest of the UK will not be properly dealt with because the Home Secretary mishandled the legislation with the relevant parties in Northern Ireland," he said.
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