Cartesiano. Keep your wits about!

Neste artigo, a Rhian Jeremiah de 26 anos apanhou uma grande bebedeira e depois mordeu um automóvel. Enterrou os dentes no metal do tejadilho, não se tendo o automóvel queixado de dor, mas a dona sofreu danos materiais no valor de 220 libras esterlinas.

Já temos visto muitos cães a correr atrás de automóveis, mas é a primeira vez que ouvimos falar de um ataque humano contra a integridade física de um veículo motorizado.

Jovem mulher atacou ainda dois agentes da polícia, mas o artigo não descreve se a Rhian os tentou morder em alguma parte da carcaça. Cruzes canhoto, porque ela poderia causar a eles grandes estragos nas carroçarias deles ou na do police car.

Cuidado com a dentadura da Rhian, aquilo deve ser uma espécie de trituradora!

A dona do popó ficou pasmada a olhar para a cena e para a marca dos dentes da Rhian no tejadilho do Fiat 500.

Imagine só o estrago que a Rhian não poderá causar nas pessoas em caso de lhe dar um ataque daqueles, de querer morder em alguma coisa. Se for homem, ponha-se fino, não acabe você a gemer na valeta. Veja só o que as pessoas podem fazer quando sob o efeito de substâncias que alteram a mioleira.

Pensamos que a Rhian até pode ser boa miúda, mas tem certamente má vinho!

You have been warned, especially if you hang about in Cardiff. Watch out for Rhian!

10 January 2014 Last updated at 09:10

Rhian Jeremiah admits biting car after row in Aberystwyth

The court heard that Rhian Jeremiah had been drinking before the incident

A woman sank her teeth into a car roof after a roadside argument on a night out, a court has heard.

Rhian Jeremiah, 26, left teeth marks in the bodywork of a white Fiat 500, causing £220-worth of damage.

She had been drinking at a memorial night for her late boyfriend, Simon Jones, who drowned off the coast, Aberystwyth magistrates was told.

Jeremiah, of Cardigan, Ceredigion, was given a 12-month community order after being found guilty of criminal damage.

Car owner Selina Day told the court: "She came up to the car and tried to rip the door open.

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She sunk her teeth into the part of the car above the window. I could hear metal crunching”

Selina Day Car owner

"I couldn't understand what she was saying - she was very drunk and was abusive.

"There was a bit of an argument and she sunk her teeth into the part of the car above the window. I could hear metal crunching.

"I had never seen this lady before in my life. I didn't know what she was talking about."

David Folland, defending, told the court the incident was "not quite like" the scene involving the character Jaws in a James Bond film.

He said: "My client was the worse for drink that night. She was clearly upset."

Jeremiah had denied causing £220 criminal damage to the car by biting it but was found guilty.

She admitted assaulting two police officers who were called to arrest her for biting the car.

Jeremiah, who is unemployed, was also told to attend 20 alcohol abuse help sessions.

Chairman of the bench Professor Ian Roffe told her: "You have used alcohol inappropriately to deal with your issues."

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